date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked
Basketball - Ok so let’s get the meeting started so I could go back to the court.
Football - Wait a minute someone’s missing
Soccer - Goddammit where’s Hockey.
Baseball - Guys I got this *ahem*
Baseball - OH MAMA DONT YOU CRY
*door slams open*
Hockey - USA HOCKEY IS DO OR DIE